"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.
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Selected Quotes of Woody Allen
"This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, ‘Doc, my brother‘s crazy, he thinks he‘s a chicken.‘ And the doctor says, ‘Well why don‘t you turn him in?‘ and the guy says, ‘I would, but I need the eggs.‘ Well, I guess that‘s pretty much now how I feel about relationships. They‘re totally irrational and crazy and absurd, but I guess we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs.
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"My relationship with death remains the same -- I'm strongly against it.
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"Luna Schlosser: Oh, I see. You don't believe in science, and you also don't believe that political systems work, and you don't believe in God, huh?
Miles Monroe: Right.
Luna Schlosser: So then, what do you believe in?
Miles Monroe: Sex and death - two things that come once in a lifetime... but at least after death, you're not nauseous.
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