"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.
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Selected Quotes of W.C. Fields
"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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"I was in love with a beautiful blond once. She drove me to drink. It‘s the one thing I‘m indebted to her for.
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"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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"When I played Keokuk one night they were so packed in they couldn't laugh ha ha ha, they had to laugh ho, ho ho
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"If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up as an old lady, then kick him down the stairs. If you want to make a comedian laugh, it has to be an actual old lady.
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